...perhaps I should have gone into medicine rather than social science?
My latest surgical procedure: The Cotton Vest Reduction. Here's the patient pre-op:
Not too bad, but unfortunately it was just long enough (and being made of cotton, it stretched even more) that it clung to my least favorite body part, The Post-40 Lower Abdominal Area.
As Jo the Supernanny would say, "that is not acceptable."
So out with the shears:
And back onto the needles we go.
Is it just me, or is it a mystical experience to witness how knitting down looks just like knitting up? I DON'T GET WHY IT WORKS, BUT THANK GOD IT DOES.
So here's the finished product. Much cuter, don't you think?
I swear, my laundry room mirror doesn't look nearly that gross in real life...ook.
Quick - look over here! It's Pepe Le Pew!